1.) Khloe Kardashian looks like Xena the warrior princess.

2.) Cherry 7-up made me break my “No soda” rule. It’s the best thing that has ever happened to me. Diabetes, here I come!

3.) I promise to start answering my phone and replying to texts.

There’s a National Hobo Convention every year in Iowa! My friend Diana (who does weird shit like go to hobo bonfires in LA when she’s not studying Asian things at UCLA)and I were talking about this magical event where the hobos, bums and tramps of the U.S of  A come together and have a parade and name a king and queen of the hobo world. Diana and I are thinking we’ll go next August. She’s fearless and has the ability to talk her way out of just about any situation, and I can fight like a UFC beast, so I think we’ll be fine as far as safety and all that jazz. The only major concern is the train jumping part…

Homeless people are way more organized and awesome then they get credit for. Well, most of them. That dude who walks down K street flinging boogers on everyone just plain sucks…i’m a bit hobophobic when it comes to him.